The inspiration was from an article in the Zambian newspaper, The Post, in which a Doctor Brown Kamanga explained what anal itch is ("an irritating sensation around the anus" - surprise!) and he offered advice on how to deal with anal itch (I've always wondered how to go about it myself).
The article (which can be found in the first post on this blog) was called 'Anal itch: embarrassing but avoidable'.
The photo that accompanied the article was a depiction of various deodorants and the caption read 'don't stick these up your...' - well not really, but something to that effect anyway.
I am not sure I agree with the choice of photo - after all you could have put just about anything there which is not supposed to be used back there (a Boeing 447, power tools, kitchen utensils.. well you name it), but I suppose that a photo that truly depicted the core of the matter could have caused one or two of The Post's readers to choke on their toast.
Anyway, this post is not about anal itch. It is about miracles in Lusaka. And Manwood.
The reason why I am mentioning the article about anal itch, is that this post was inspired by a Zambian when I was in Lusaka recently - much like the post about anal itch was inspired by The Post when I was in Lusaka in 2008.
And since I haven't updated this blog in a while this post will hopefully help me get started again - like the post about anal itch helped me get started in the first place. In both cases on a light note, I admit.
Ok, enough of the suspension - I am sure you would all like to know about miracles in Lusaka. And maybe even about Manwood too.
We all know that you can't sit around waiting for miracles to happen. Miracles happen when you least expect it, in places where you don't expect it. In my case I was driving through Lusaka and as I stopped at a red light a guy came up to my car to hand me a flyer. I usually never accept flyers from strangers, but in Lusaka the red lights take for ever to change, so I thought I'd take it anyway hoping to stay entertained while I waited for the light to change. And boy was I up for a life changing experience.
Here's the flyer:
Doctor Muyonjo does just about anything that any other doctor does (and doesn't do) - and on top of that you can add marriage counselling, financial advice, legal advice, he removes bad luck, he solves family differences (even among family members!), he can turn your enemy into your best friends (if only Bush and Osama had known) and much much more. And we're not talking about normal advice - we're talking advice on miracle level. It sounds to me like it doesn't get any better - but hang on. It does get better.
You might think that Doctor Muyonjo is just in it for the money, but that's not the case at all. He charges 50.000 Zambian Kwacha for a consultation - that's like 10 USD!! For that kind of money you can fly from almost anywhere in the world for a consultation with Doctor Muyonjo and still pay less than legal fees alone would set you back in Europe or US!
Phone number is on the flyer so if you have a problem like any of the problems on the flyer (I bet you do), you know who to call!
Psst.. did I forget about Manwood? Well it's all in the flyer, but I can tell you that Manwood will do something real good for your manhood. You fill in the blanks..
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